seriously people, start watching the new melrose place immediately, if only for the fact that you can see ashlee simpson-wentz patent pending cross-the-arms-acting*  and LOL at these amazing recaps by julie klausner.

loves it!

(pic link to videogum)

*cross-the-arms-acting is a method developed by mrs. simpson-wentz after intensive studies at the neve campbell head-tilt-and whiny-voice school of acting.

*this graph time has been inspired by demetri martin

Maybe I'm into helpful tips today because I just saw He's Just Not That Into You last night but if anyone out there is looking to force someone to break up with them this Valentine's Day.

Just.

Give them.

This.

Also, available in an 8ft-sits-nicely-on-the-hood-of-your-chrysler-neon variety.

I hope it's worth the $239.99+

Remember when lasers were so awesome that you wanted your picture taken with them.

I do my friends, I do.

Remember when you donned your favorite salmon colored cable knit sweater for picture day because even then you knew deep down that cable knit was forever.

I do my friends, I do.

Remember when you didn't have your own sense of hair-style so you and your Mom just shared a hair-style.

I do my friends, I do.

Someone I know or am acquainted with (is that the same?) is missing their little Steps on Broadway keychain swipey card.  How concerned should I be about this?  How is this mystery person getting into their dance lessons?  Are they getting a hard time from the person with the barcode scanner?

Should I just post this picture of little dancing kids, probably.