early gift guide, come on the christmas decor is already out there
Oct 26, 2008 at 10:25PM Presenting, one stop shopping, you're welcome.
So I was cleaning up the apt today (i.e. shoveling anything garbage looking into a bag) AND I ALMOST SWEPT UP THIS the self proclaimed "Most Important Gift Catalogue in the World". Thank (someone), I didn't, but I must admit I thought that this was the catalogue my roommate gets every year, yes actually addressed to her, that has all these little holiday related ceramic figurines in any race you should so choose.
But to the catalogue at hand, Heifer International. Heifer International sends that message that giving 17 cents a day to Suzanne Sommer's swollen bellied orphans is for pussies, the big guns roll out the whole motherfuckin ARK:

From the descriptions it looks like once you shell out for this the two-by-two's scatter to different parts of the globe but since money talks I could only hope that for another $5k they'd float these suckers to one location on a handmade wooden boat. Because who knew that guinea pigs were high in protein and also business savvy?

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