Friday
May302008
mustard only please
May 30, 2008 at 08:45AM 8:25 am en route to the office I'm buzzing by penn station. Out of the corner of my eye to my right I catch glimpse of a person dressed as a squeezable bottle of French's brown spicy mustard dancing jovially. To my left a man holds something out to me wrapped in a napkin.
"Free hot dog, french's mustard"
As much as I enjoy a good encased meat-content-questionable dog, that's not going to jive with my morning coffee before my cubicle cereal. I flash a smile and deliver a "no thanks", still in stride, 'cold hard bitch' suddenly pops into my mind.
Friday.

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