the lagniappe

So I'm on facebook for a little light lunch-time stalking and there's this banner ad, "Singles with Herpes?"  And being that the nature of facebook is to tell everybody, everybody's business including, quite magically, things not even taking place on facebook, case in point:

Gina purchased tickets to Juno on Fandango.

Gina's bank account balance is $XX.XX (yeah, sad huh).

Past experience tells me that nothing good can come from someone succumbing to that "Singles with Herpes?" bait.  I'm imagining:

Ewww gross check it everyone, Gina clicked on the link "Singles with Herpes?"* 

Then you could only take stabs at the other ramifications:

Oregon Trail - Suddenly everyone who has you in their wagon gets the message:

Gina has given everyone in the wagon Singles with Herpes.

And later on down the line...

Gina has died...of Singles with Herpes

Superpoke: Give a Singles with Herpes kiss to_______.

*disclaimer: Gina does not actually have herpes, this is like the time Joey was the poster boy for VD.