the lagniappe

That last post was good for reading over and over and over wasn't it, since December 4th? No! No it wasn't, that was a huge test and everyone I mean EVERYONE failed. What if the PeTA people had come and taken me away because of my harsh lash out against their stupid plea for people to stop eating fish. Deal with it PeTA! Fish are delicious and what are people who claim they are vegetarian supposed to eat for nutrients if they can't have fish, sea kittens, fish whatever.

Wait though, back to the rant at hand. No one stops and thinks hey I hope my favorite blogger isn't in grave danger she hasn't posted in awhile. Not one of you 7 (that might be being generous) people said ANYTHING. If you see something, say something. If you see nothing, say something.

The truth of the matter is I have not heard a peep from PeTA, really my absence is due to the break I took back in mid-to-late December to experiment with having another person's Achilles' tendon fashioned to replace the shredded piece of tendon that used to be my makeshift ACL since 1998. Basically, I had surgery, I know that was a lot of big medical words and also acronyms, but that's the short of it.

But I'm ready now, ready to feel funny again. Here we go '09.